Extremely Upper Management Case File #6
Dearest Caseworker—
Eight days from today, you will begin your investigation. We have prepared you as best we could in hopes of providing you with the tools that will ensure your survival. (Please consider updating your last will and testament before your journey begins! As we at EUM say, where there’s a will, there’s a chance the family you leave behind will be properly compensated during their grief.)
That being said, we have one last file for you to review. To say that we’ve saved the worst for last is an understatement. Nothing can prepare you (aside from official Department in Charge of Magical Youth’s definitive tome, THE RULES AND REGULATIONS) for what you are about to see.
The devil has risen, and he walks this earth.
Shield your mind. Protect your very soul. He will exploit both to his dangerous whims, and if you allow yourself to fall for his evil machinations, you will only know the fiery pits of Hell for the rest of eternity
Have a wonderful and productive Monday!
Best,
Extremely Upper Management